Every once in a while you pass along a video rental shop going bankrupt.
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A very sad thing but also .. MEGASALES!
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“Oh no you don't! You promised me a romantic walk in the forest!”
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“Screw them trees! I have to get my 11th copy of Blade Runner!”
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♥♪♫ “Yooo-hoo Rachel*, here I come!” ♥♪♫
(* Lead character in Blade Runner)
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Inside the store, nothing, every shelf scavenged...
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Apart from that one Disney cheap-ass knock-off.
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Oh where are the days when this was a thriving bussiness of entertainment products passing through thousands of hands...
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You'd enter the place and of course any self-acclaimed cool dude..
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...would immediately avoid any news films (boring crap)
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Romantic comedies? (Yuck!)
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“World cinema'?! (GOD NO)
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A quick nod to the man behind the counter...
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who doesn't remember you at all..
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And then off to THE SCI-FI and HORROR section!
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You'd linger there for at least half an hour,
trying to find a decent movie you didn't see yet.
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only to pick up the one you saw a 1000 times already.
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But then...
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Uh-oh! It's the porn section behind the curtain.
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ADULTS ONLY! You really shouldn't!
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The hell I should! BY LAW i am an adult and I have
THE RIGHT to look at filthy pictures!
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And besides, the place is rather quiet.. noone will see you enter.
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Hello LADIES!
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WHAAAAT?! There's 2 guys in here already!
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Him!
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And Him!
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WHAT DO?
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Aaaargh! This section is as small as a closet!
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Okay, get your shit together. MAN UP!
GO read some sleeves like you are actually looking for something.
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YUSSS!!
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Oh God, they are making their way towards meeeeee
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Pokerface Pokerface Pokerface Pokerface Pokerface Pokerface Pokerface
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Ha! They left!
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Mwauhahaha I have the place to myself.
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Now let's see....
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!!!!
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That ain't no CHOCOLATE!
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Brothers , let us BURN this FILTH TO HELL!!
LATER....
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“Yo, thats 80 francs”
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“O...Okay...”
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