Pool Rant

I went 1 hour earlier to my weekly swimming exercise than I normally do.
Half the pool was occupied by a swimming club , the rest of us had to cram in a tiny lane.
But the worst part are what I call the chatties (always women ofcourse)
blocking a fast pass-through

and ofcourse they have to stop , blocking the entire wall.
How am i going to do a full 25 meter length with them glued to the side?
I aint turning back sooner, I payed for a full 25 meters!
Out of my way, numb beasts!

Awkward moments follow

maybe i should try different techniques...

If i stop posting after next week, something went horrible wrong :)



We didn't have too much confidence in the swim teacher...

the first lessons were horrible ofcourse

but with practice comes art!